Joneses we must stand together against the tyranny of healthy eating, and exercise being thrust upon us like Obamacare. We must not be swayed by the poll of public opinion, and the rhetoric of leadership in charge. Stay to your traditions and conviction to eating delicious high calorie, protein and fatty foods, and pair that  with cool and refreshing sugary drinks.

Let us not fall to the tempting allure of thin and slender bodies, that are promised to those that give in to the healthy trendy dieting and exercise. may we hold on to our cholesterol as a badge of honor, and wield our meat as though it were a sword of justice. May we passionately, and irrevocably  say together “my food, eats your food, for dinner”.

Stay Strong, and Stop The Movement.

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